i have a speech writer on staff. so everything i say every day is actually scripted. if i pause and look like im listening to you if you look very closely i have a tiny ear piece in and im just waiting on my next line. it doesnt work well if i get out of range thats why i say stupid stuff sometimes.

before fall out boy broke i came up with an idea for “hand de-sanitizer” for our government. so if our leaders were meeting with people they didnt like they could “germ em up”. i apparently brought this up to the wrong member of my city council.

im so rich that unlike that ricky dude from silver spoons w/his min train. bronx has a mini g5 that he gets in and flies all over the house.

i actually had such long legs as a child that my parents took me to a specialist in prague and had them shortened. so technically i am 6ft 1in.

every “columbus day”. i recreate the voyage and sail from spain to an american indian reservation.

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Fall Out Boy - Blink 181 Tour Update 2

so apparently the preorders for issue one (sept) of Fall Out Toy Works have sold out at TFAW.com but issue 2 “My evening out with your girlfriend” (oct) preorders are available. click the pic. imagine daft punk meets blade runner meets fob meets romanelli. more news and site up very very soon.

(thanks to brett, darren, sami, sunny, and image)

my friend beth draws on drumheads. heres a pic of my lil pup rigby. made me a little less homesick. tell her how rad it is over on twitter- @wonkybonkers

fall out toy works issue one preorder now:

“…years later, now, he is on the verge of losing it all.  his toyworks,  his last remaining robot toy friends…   and his last chances to do something truly great.

then the most unlikely pairing occurred.

by a confluence of events his path crossed with a most unlucky force.  the baron.could this man who represented such an opposite force be an ally in the greatest work of the toymaker’s career??

unlikely though it seemed…  baron, for some time…. had been pouring a considerable effort into proving that you can in fact catch love in a bottle.  

he challenges the toymaker, and offers to back any effort, to create a cyber not only to go thru the motions of love…but to be actually capable of true love. the test… no small hurdle, would be the loveless man himself, baron.

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